July 2012
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“People don’t listen, they just wait for their turn to talk.”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via tillthemusicends)
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I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.
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“Apologies for swearing in an opening sentence, but have you seen the shitbastard...”
– Charlie Brooker (via lozange)
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bruinthecup:
I think they should make a male version of Hooters
Where guys walk around in just those tight boxer briefs
It shall be called Pythons
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senorbutts:
forever selecting “price: low to high”
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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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“There’s no limit on how far I would go, no boundaries, no lengths,
Why do...”
