July 2012
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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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“There’s no limit on how far I would go, no boundaries, no lengths,
Why do...”
June 2012
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“Everybody here thinks the whole story is about them. Definitely that goes for...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters Remix. (via annualreadinglist)
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